Ginger's Rants
Welcome to my angry rants. Watch as I get into a hissy fit about brands that have really tested my patience!!! I'm out there to warn you! To play safe...
(Please note that I do not have any problems with these products and that this is only meant for fun.)
(Please note that I do not have any problems with these products and that this is only meant for fun.)
THE RANTS BEGIN...
Funko Pop Figures
These little creatures are everywhere!! Impersonating famous iconic characters in chibi form is just bizarre. Now what's with the heads? Poor guys. They'll surely fall over now, won’t they? WON’T THEY? Do they get headaches? Are they just really really clever? Durr... I hope I'm not popified! That would be very weird!! Imagine buying yourself? It's an odd world...
These little creatures are everywhere!! Impersonating famous iconic characters in chibi form is just bizarre. Now what's with the heads? Poor guys. They'll surely fall over now, won’t they? WON’T THEY? Do they get headaches? Are they just really really clever? Durr... I hope I'm not popified! That would be very weird!! Imagine buying yourself? It's an odd world...
Gogos Crazy Bones
I am a confused cat today! Do I flick these little dudes like marbles or something? Perhaps I store them? Collect them? Duh? Oh wait up? I DO flick them? WHY?!! Why on earth would you want to collect these poor creatures to then simply smack them into each other? Poor souls! The paint will chip for goodness sake. Just stop hurting the little guys... Don't you worry now little ones. Ginger will save you...
I am a confused cat today! Do I flick these little dudes like marbles or something? Perhaps I store them? Collect them? Duh? Oh wait up? I DO flick them? WHY?!! Why on earth would you want to collect these poor creatures to then simply smack them into each other? Poor souls! The paint will chip for goodness sake. Just stop hurting the little guys... Don't you worry now little ones. Ginger will save you...
Action Ben (C.I.Joe)
I bumped into Jake today who had just got an "Action Ben" figure (Cotton I Joe for American toy retailers). I asked to see it and it was pretty badly made. His head was coming off and I accidentally pulled his arms off. Jake ran home crying even though he's 17. I really feel that the toy was badly designed and needs more work on the future models...
I bumped into Jake today who had just got an "Action Ben" figure (Cotton I Joe for American toy retailers). I asked to see it and it was pretty badly made. His head was coming off and I accidentally pulled his arms off. Jake ran home crying even though he's 17. I really feel that the toy was badly designed and needs more work on the future models...
Doctor Who Toy Products, Pants Wettingly Presents... A Dalek Army!
They're blooming everywhere. Is there is no escaping these nasty horrid dustbins? Like each and every time, I see Doctor Who merchandise. There they are! In toy form... The Deadly Daleks!! Do these shops just keep on selling them? I mean, they're invading people's houses you know! Don't keep the Dalek figures. I repeat! Don't keep them!!
They're blooming everywhere. Is there is no escaping these nasty horrid dustbins? Like each and every time, I see Doctor Who merchandise. There they are! In toy form... The Deadly Daleks!! Do these shops just keep on selling them? I mean, they're invading people's houses you know! Don't keep the Dalek figures. I repeat! Don't keep them!!
Doctor Who Toy Products, Fur Sheddingly Presents... More Daleks?!!
WAAAAAAAAAH!! Neooooooooos!!!!!!! Those nasty Daleks are everywhere. Even when I went to my favourite toy shop; Joys R Us, I saw a massive "Doctor Who Dalek Factory" playset. The offending sinister set came with Daleks old and new. I thus started to panic in-case they came for me, and I even ran out of the shop wetting my fur (now in the wash). In all honestly, the set was way too scary for young children. So, if anyone buys it, good luck... (To be honest I'm not sure if it was actually just a dream I had. Dom seems to think so. Do these types of sets even exist?)
WAAAAAAAAAH!! Neooooooooos!!!!!!! Those nasty Daleks are everywhere. Even when I went to my favourite toy shop; Joys R Us, I saw a massive "Doctor Who Dalek Factory" playset. The offending sinister set came with Daleks old and new. I thus started to panic in-case they came for me, and I even ran out of the shop wetting my fur (now in the wash). In all honestly, the set was way too scary for young children. So, if anyone buys it, good luck... (To be honest I'm not sure if it was actually just a dream I had. Dom seems to think so. Do these types of sets even exist?)
"Me Furby!!" More like "Me gremlin!!"
Me "Furby"!!! The dangerous brutes return!!! Watch, as the little gremlins invade your shopping spree time! Listen, as they demand to be fed! Fear, as they speak to you in gibberish tongues! They are very creepy! I almost faint just seeing them... If you would like a nightmare tonight, then buy one. If not, then please stay waaaaay away!!!
Me "Furby"!!! The dangerous brutes return!!! Watch, as the little gremlins invade your shopping spree time! Listen, as they demand to be fed! Fear, as they speak to you in gibberish tongues! They are very creepy! I almost faint just seeing them... If you would like a nightmare tonight, then buy one. If not, then please stay waaaaay away!!!
I hate hoovers!!
I hate hoovers y'all! Cats get scared by these things! After my Harry Hoover incident (which involved me nipping at the wires to teach that evil thing a lesson), Dom bought a female Holly Hoover. She's just a scary, and this hoover is pretty greedy! Dom was doing the hovering, I was trembling with fear, when my kitty collar tag went missing. It wasn't on my neck? Ey? I checked everywhere, only to realize that greedy Holly Hoover here, must have swallowed it! I'm still waiting for her to return the tag! Dom says I just need to open the hoover and remove the rubbish, but the very thought of that, sounds like a nightmare!! (Shudder)
I hate hoovers y'all! Cats get scared by these things! After my Harry Hoover incident (which involved me nipping at the wires to teach that evil thing a lesson), Dom bought a female Holly Hoover. She's just a scary, and this hoover is pretty greedy! Dom was doing the hovering, I was trembling with fear, when my kitty collar tag went missing. It wasn't on my neck? Ey? I checked everywhere, only to realize that greedy Holly Hoover here, must have swallowed it! I'm still waiting for her to return the tag! Dom says I just need to open the hoover and remove the rubbish, but the very thought of that, sounds like a nightmare!! (Shudder)